Strength or Weakness??? I am confused…!


Strength or Weakness?

A person’s weakness lies within his strengths

Is the above statement justified?

Murtaza Alamshah

The Crazy Coefficient

 

The Crazy Coefficient One person’s craziness is another person’s reality

by Tim Burton

Hello my dear friends. It’s been a very long time I have not logged into my wordpress account due to my busy schedule but finally I got my peace of mind to come to this place which helped me get my identity back…! Today I am in a very naughty mood. I feel like dancing in the middle of the road and shout like crazy….! Today I want to share some of my wildest fantasies with all of my friends here…I know we all have some level of craziness inside us but we often keep it suppressed because we have a fear of being mocked…! May be I am wrong but I do feel this many a times but not today…Today is the day for me to go crazy…! Yeah..!!! woooahhhh…!!!! Ooooolalalalala…!!!

I would be extremely happy if I get a company here…on wordpress…!! Anyone out there feeling crazy just like me?? Come on….show up..!!! ahhh….how stupid of me…! Till I won’t post how will you guys come to know about it..:D If you are thinking about the reason behind this craziness then I suggest you to stop wasting time. Instead go crazy while reading….! Anyone heard of Maria Sharapova??? Yeah the Tennis Queen….!! You know what..I dance with her right in front of the Eiffel Tower every night in my dreams…! Wow..! She is hot….!! She has this candy brand on her name called “Sugarpova”. Unfortunately those candies aren’t available in India so I am planning to ask my brother in London to get me 2 packets of it…flirty and chick..!! 😀 those are the 2 flavors…!!! :D:D that itself make me go crazy…! Then there is Emma Watson…! Another angel…!! Uff…!! Wish I was Harry…!! I mean who in the world chooses Jenny when u have Hermoine…!!! Crazy fellow..! isn’t??crazy_monkey

Hold on its not over..Anybody want to go on a date with me on moon? Yeah the moon…!!!!! The one which you see at night…revolving around the earth…don’t worry it not that far..And off course safety  is assured.  No one??? 😦 Sad…!!! Never mind…I’ll go by myself..all alone because that’s my dream…!!! Ok now let’s get back to earth. Ever tried taking random buses around the city??? Well mark my words if  you have that crazy factor in you…you will surely enjoy this…!! 😀 Ever tried sending all classic funny songs to your friends on whatsapp???? That’s one more crazy idea to irritate them…! 😀 I love it…! I tell you one deep thing…when you are high and crazy…you will realize that the people around you are so boring… and that’s what makes the difference…!!! My day doesn’t get over till I don’t do any stupid act…! Ohh my god…! If somebody is still looking at the grammatical errors in this post then I must say…dude u need help…..:D go get some sleep! Perfumes…!!!!! Ohh my god…they affect me more than anything…! Secret sharing time…!!! I would even follow a male if has he got a sexy perfume smell…!!! :p I am found of eating…! Love to eat everything except the veg menu…! I don’t know how people eat grass and leaves…!! 😀 mmmmm what next…!!! Yeah…I have this problem of forgetting names…! Call it short term memory loss or anything…but this thing has got me into trouble many a times….:D many a times the person in front of me doesn’t even realize that I don’t who is he/she…! 😀  I have this friend named Abhilasha Nanda…!!! I confess I have never teased anyone much as I have teased her…! Poor fellow…! Ohh yes anyone want to go to Bermuda triangle with me??? What the hell is so mysterious with that place…!!! Let’s go and find out…! Anyone??? Nobody brave enough???? Huh…!!! Loosers…!!!:D Ohhh I again forgot….you guys are still to read this post…! Add a trip to pyramid of Giza also…!! That’s also one mysterious place right?? Let’s have some fun…!! What m I forgetting now…!!!

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Songs…!!!! How can I forget them…!!! It’s these songs that drive me crazy…though not in this case particularly but in general…!!!  A song can make me sad or happy any moment…! If you all thought that I am a very simple and mature guy you got it right…But if you think m sincere….then that thought is limited to only mothers of sexy girls..! I think I must end it here for now…!!! It’s dangerous to be extra crazy…..!!! 😀

Just remember guys….never kill the crazy guy inside you…!! Always keep it active and functional..!!! You will never feel lonely or upset…! You will find yourself back if have this Crazy Coefficient in you..!

BE HAPPY GUYS…!!!! ENJOY EVERY MOMENT OF LIFE AND GO CRAZY…!!!!!!! YAHOOOOO….!!!!

God bless

Your Crazy Friend

Murtaza

Crazy+Frog+2

Interview with God

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Mr.God, how do you feel about the current situation on earth?

Umm, it’s really bad. If you want my answer in one word then I say,I feel ashamed on myself. I created different people hoping everyone will live in harmony but it resulted in wars. I appeared on earth in different forms of religion hoping each religion will help the people to know the purpose of their lives but it resulted in riots. I created various topologies so that humans can feel the diversity of my creation but they created boundaries and fought horrifying battles to claim them.

So, how do you plan to resolve this?

Why should I? it’s them who have destroyed and brutally misused my creation so it’s their responsibility to repair it and restore it to it’s original.

 Taking into consideration the current scenario, do you think humans can ever achieve it? They don’t even seem to try!

No, it is not like that. They are trying. If there are 10 bad people out there than there are 20 good people to counter them. The only thing is that they lack courage but sooner or later they will realize this and will surely fight to destroy the evil from earth.

You said people need to fight. What does it exactly mean?

Haha….I am the creator of that world. They are my children no matter how much bad or good they are. By fight I mean making the evil realize that no one is afraid of him. A fight to remove his domination over good.

What is the biggest mistake you think you did with humans?

I gave them extraordinary brains. Brains, which made them superior from the rest. Brains, which led to the creation of powerful and dealy weapons. I did so expecting them to be smart enough to guard my nature and millions of other creatures living there but….

You gave them emotions. Right decision or a wrong one? I am asking this with reference to the crimes they do out of emotions.

Obviously it was a right decision. I gave them the brain to control emotions. There are billions of creatures other than humans on earth. Everybody is living peacefully except humans. If my decision was wrong then every race of creatures must have done such crimes but its only humans who do it. It is because till now they haven’t learned to control the emotions.

How do you feel when they misuse your name to do wrong?

It’s the after affects of giving a powerful brain. I feel bad when good and innocent people become victims of such things.

What is your prediction about all this?

Well, in my view the next 100years is the deciding period. Either they will learn and follow the original path or they will end up themselves by killing everyone around them. For me, it’s a wait and watch situation.

You said it’s a wait and watch situation for you but people on earth worship you and cry for your help. Won’t you listen to them?

I listen to every genuine request. But I have my own way to respond. I never directly give away what my follower wants. I always show him the path where to get it. Unfortunately humans are impatient and restless to understand me.

What do you think is most useless thing humans do?

Oh…I have a long list of it. 99% of their work is useless. They spend billions of their currencies to explore universe and research on other creatures but they hardly help the needy and the hungry. This is really a piece of laughter of me. They can’t understand languages between them but they think they are unfolding the secrets of my universe! I mean seriously? Hahaha….

At the end what message you would like to convey to your children out there?

I just want to tell them that my blessings are with them should they wish to see it and understand it.

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